Did you ever want to be an artist, living the life right out of a New York Minute fairytale? Preferably wearing black from head to toe, kicking back looking acquisitive and relaxed at the same time at your huge gallery opening down in SoHo. Ahhhh, I wish…..at least, I think that would be, like, totally, awesome.
But, wait, I’m not an artist, and even if I have a smidgen of talent, I’m so insecure and full of self-doubt that I wouldn’t even be able to enjoy the moment of satisfaction and exhilaration after completing my pièce de résistance. So, it’s pretty obvious that Fendi’s version of paint your own ceramic (except it’s canvas and not for holding your favorite tea or coffee or flower), is not for me. My word, I wouldn’t know where to begin…what if I pick the wrong palette and mix yellow and brown by mistake? It’s not like I could gesso over it or *gasp* chuck it in the trash since I plopped $1,300 for the blank slate, garnered from either Neiman Marcus or eLuxury. Rendered in coated canvas, with a removable shoulder strap, gold metal logo appliques and an acrylic double “F” logo, the bag is accompanied by 10 Pantone permanent markers which makes me shudder more as because for the price, I expect real gold dust mixed in. Oh, yeah, it’s not returnable after you scribbled on it.
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